OK, while you've been enjoying a nice lunch, I've been consuming some kind of protoplasmic slurry that neither satisfies nor appeals in any way. Oh well, I guess that's my punishment for consuming no fewer than 20 boxes of cereal, 10 quarts of ice cream, the equivalent of 3 wheels of cheese, and other gluttonous engorgements too horrible to mention over the last couple of months.
The only good news is that first 2 days of cleansing has resulted in 4 pound weight loss! But today's 'deep cleanse' regimen is far more difficult, and will be repeated again tomorrow no less.
So thank you again for following this captivating account of my 11 days. Only 8 more to go. Tomorrow I promise to accompany all the scrumptious prose.
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